TAMALES BY NEIMAN MARCUS..?

ever wonder how have we made it this far without Neiman Marcus tamales? For years, we've been buying Trader Joe's frozen tamales like peasants, unaware that luxury tamales were just a click and a payday away.

You can now order six dozen tamales from neimanmarcus.com for $92, plus shipping. What a steal! Neiman Marcus tamales might look like regular tamales, but they're actually very expensive and fancy. They are "handmade from a traditional recipe of fresh stone-ground corn, top-quality meats, lard, spices, and natural flavorings." Can the food truck by your office honestly claim that its meats are top-quality? Give me a wagyu tamale or give me death! I'd be more enticed if the corn were ground between the gums of toothless old mountain women, but even luxury tamales have to cut corners to match demand.